"Darling, let's make *the big deal* of a lifetime.

"You know, sweetie, from time to time my parents talk about how much they loved all the TV game shows that used to be on almost every channel. The one they really loved watching the most was Monty Hall's "Let's Make a Deal".

"One day, while surfing through my cable channels, I came across "The Game Show Network". Maybe it was synchronicity or something, but "Let's Make a Deal" was on. Just like I can't resist entrancing someone scrumptious, I just had to watch the show my parents got such a big kick out of.

"To try and get themselves picked, I saw all sorts of people dress up in the most outrageous costumes. In our SILK AND SATIN SEDUCTION video, I coquettishly dress up to impress you in black silk stockings; lacy, black satin gloves; a slinky silk miniskirt; and a low-cut, satin, black blouse. There's only one way for us to be sure of what you really think of my costume.

"In the show, when "The Big Deal" came along, I noticed the first contestant had 3 doors to choose from. Well, here are your 3 temptations: the silk and satin clothes I'm wearing OR what I do with and for and to you thanks to my satin gloves OR admit you're a fan of both!

"I also saw that sometimes, Monty would have one of his attractive models bring out a tray holding a box containing a mystery item. I've got a flashing pendant to attract your attention span. What's the mystery? Guess where I've hidden it?

"One thing really made my Emerald Eyes light up. If somebody made a bad selection, they might get zonked and end up with a baby goat or an old tricycle. I'd really like to know who was the brilliant comic who came up with what the zonks would be?

"Now honey, you and I know the only person who'll get zonked around here... is whoever doesn't enjoy my SILK AND SATIN SEDUCTION over and over, again & again & again!"